CForce 16.9 Fluid Ounce Chuck Norris Bottled Artesian Water

Features

• Naturally high pH level: 7.6-8.5 pH
• Comes straight from Chuck Norris' Lone Wolf Ranch
• 100% Recyclable bottles to help reduce environmental impact
• On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
• Nobody will ever play the Circle Game with Chuck Norris out of fear of retaliation
• Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter
• Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas
• ProTip: If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris heard you were thirsty, so he punched the ground and made the earth cry.

Pure. Powerful. Perfect. Theres no other way to describe water that erupts from the ground with such clarity and smoothness. Bottled at the source, on Chuck Norris Lone Wolf Ranch, we add nothing and take nothing away. Dated back 23,000 years ago, it is Ice Age water, at its purest. CForce water comes from a sustainable, natural aquifer. CForce doesn't flow from the ground; it bursts from an artesian spring with the same unharnessed power and intensity you'd expect from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. To maintain the power and purity, CForce is bottled at the source and delivered straight to you, untouched and unlike any other.

Product Size: 16.9-fl. oz. bottle
Ingredients: Water from Chuck Norris' Ranch, possibly Chuck Norris' sweat and tears too (Chuck Norris never sweats, or cries)