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CForce 16.9 Fluid Ounce Chuck Norris Bottled Artesian Water

ID: 88600 (Drink-CForce)
Beverages & Energy Drinks85589100601988600
5.0 stars, based on 3 reviews
CForce 16.9 Fluid Ounce Chuck Norris Bottled Artesian Water
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  • Naturally high pH level: 7.6-8.5 pH
  • Comes straight from Chuck Norris' Lone Wolf Ranch
  • 100% Recyclable bottles to help reduce environmental impact
  • On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
  • Nobody will ever play the Circle Game with Chuck Norris out of fear of retaliation
  • Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter
  • Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas
  • ProTip: If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris heard you were thirsty, so he punched the ground and made the earth cry.

Pure. Powerful. Perfect. Theres no other way to describe water that erupts from the ground with such clarity and smoothness. Bottled at the source, on Chuck Norris Lone Wolf Ranch, we add nothing and take nothing away. Dated back 23,000 years ago, it is Ice Age water, at its purest. CForce water comes from a sustainable, natural aquifer. CForce doesn't flow from the ground; it bursts from an artesian spring with the same unharnessed power and intensity you'd expect from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. To maintain the power and purity, CForce is bottled at the source and delivered straight to you, untouched and unlike any other.

Product Size: 16.9-fl. oz. bottle
Ingredients: Water from Chuck Norris' Ranch, possibly Chuck Norris' sweat and tears too (Chuck Norris never sweats, or cries)

3 Customer Reviews

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by Jason B. on 10/11/2018
"I love this water because Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
by Bryce D. on 10/12/2018
"Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
I drank this water and pour it on my calculator and it is still not dividing by zero. This water doesn't turn you into Chuck Norris, but you must drink it once in life!
by James B. on 10/10/2018
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!

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