Evike Matt's Stuff - Limited Edition, Lightly Used Office Supplies
(Model: Desk & Chair)

Features

• This is where he sits (sat) repeating lines to himself over and over again until it was time to film videos (we think he might be a robot)
• All this stuff was made somewhere I guess
• Comes with a light coating of dust
• It's used, so there's that
• It was used by Evike Matt, if that makes a difference to you
• Please, take this stuff and run
• If he has nowhere to sit, he won't come back
• (Really though, we love him, but please take him with you...)

That's it, someone finally had enough of Matt's constant dad jokes and repetition of the line "What's up Airsofters?!" Do you want his stuff? Well now's your chance. Take home one of these limited edition, albeit "lightly used" office supplies. Maybe we can sell this stuff off fast enough that he'll never notice.

Preferably in-store pickup, keep it on the down low.

...seriously, please buy this before he realizes it's gone.