Evike Matt's Stuff - Limited Edition, Lightly Used Office Supplies
(Model: Peripherals)

Features

• We probably could have repurposed these for someone else in the building, but honestly we didn't want to take the chance
• All this stuff was made somewhere I guess
• Comes with a light coating of dust
• It's used, so there's that
• It was used by Evike Matt, if that makes a difference to you
• Please, take this stuff and run

That's it, someone finally had enough of Matt's constant dad jokes and repetition of the line "What's up Airsofters?!" Do you want his stuff? Well now's your chance. Take home one of these limited edition, albeit "lightly used" office supplies. Maybe we can sell this stuff off fast enough that he'll never notice.

Preferably in-store pickup, keep it on the down low.

...seriously, please buy this before he realizes it's gone.