Evike Matt's Stuff - Limited Edition, Lightly Used Office Supplies
(Model: Pointy Stick)

Features

• It's a stick with a foam finger on it, what else do you want me to say?
• All this stuff was made somewhere I guess
• Comes with a light coating of dust
• It's used, so there's that
• It was used by Evike Matt, if that makes a difference to you
• Please, take this stuff and run
• Used for pointing at things, and possibly poking people to annoy them
• (he tortured me with this thing many times)

That's it, someone finally had enough of Matt's constant dad jokes and repetition of the line "What's up Airsofters?!" Do you want his stuff? Well now's your chance. Take home one of these limited edition, albeit "lightly used" office supplies. Maybe we can sell this stuff off fast enough that he'll never notice.

Preferably in-store pickup, keep it on the down low.

...seriously, please buy this before he realizes it's gone.