Features
- Soft and lightweight heroic levels of polyester built to outlast extreme situations
- Super hero sized
- Don't just be annoying, be super annoying
- Secure hook and loop neck closure
- Infused with pure Evike.com energy
- Make your wife the hero/villain you deserve AND the one you'll need right now
- With great meme power comes questionable decisions and maybe a little responsibility
Feeling Brave?Is your wife angry? Did you forget to get her that pink Airsoft P90 for your anniversary? Or maybe you "
accidentally" went to the biggest Airsoft convention without her?
Whatever the situation, don't worry - we've got the best (or worst) solution imaginable for you! The next time she's angry, drape this Evike.com Hero Cape over her shoulders and boldly declare, "
Now you're Super Angry!"
Sure, maybe she'll laugh. Maybe you'll need a medic. Either way, it's 100% worth it for the legendary story.
Made from heroic levels of polyester and infused with pure Evike.com energy, this cape is perfect for Airsoft warriors, meme lords, and anyone who enjoys living dangerously.
Manufacturer: Evike.com
Disclaimer: - Results may include heroism, regret, or both.
- Cape does not grant actual survival powers.
- Not responsible for couch sleeping or silent treatments.
- May cause laughter, side-eye, or immediate tactical retreat.
- Cape does not grant immunity to "the look."