Evike Matt's Stuff - Limited Edition, Lightly Used Office Supplies (Model: Notation Board & Pens)

Features

• This is the very same notepad Matt uses daily to write his lame dad jokes
• All this stuff was made somewhere I guess
• Comes with a light coating of dust
• It's used, so there's that
• It was used by Evike Matt, if that makes a difference to you
• Please, take this stuff and run
• (Shades did not write this listing...)

That's it, someone finally had enough of Matt's constant dad jokes and repetition of the line "What's up Airsofters?!" Do you want his stuff? Well now's your chance. Take home one of these limited edition, albeit "lightly used" office supplies. Maybe we can sell this stuff off fast enough that he'll never notice.

Preferably in-store pickup, keep it on the down low.

Specifications:

Includes: Matt's reusable note pad, a rocket cup, lots of pens & stuff
Compatibility: You, if you've got the money

...seriously, please buy this before he realizes it's gone.

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