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Evike.com Licensed Natural Spring Water Bottle (12 fl. oz.)
[Evike-Water-12oz]
$1.00
by Crispin W. Date Added: Monday 20 December, 2010
Chuck Norris drinks this so obviously it is good. Excellent water for the price, in fact it is so good that it makes your average bottle of soda taste like what it really is - sugar water w/ artificial flavors. This on the other hand is pure unadultered water from the center of the earth, for all we know it could be 90% dinosaur urine! When the Most Interesting Man in the World isn't drinking Don Equis he is drinking Evike's water, trust me.

That about sums it up. If you want to be up there with the epic people, than drink this.

*Note: It would let me rate this over 9000... in fact it stopped at 5 stars. SO NOT FAIR!!

Rating: 5 of 5 Stars! [5 of 5 Stars!]
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