||In south America, I was deep in the forest, when I see the enemy fortress. I quickly pull out my dual pens and shoot my way into the base. Halfway through, and I see a guy with dual evike pens! I think this guy sucks, until he shoots me 77 times in the chest. But I have quick revive, so I pull out my downy pen and clean my shirt. I then pull out my evike bayonet pen and stab him in the face. I win.
Fantastic rambo abilities
Epic number of the enemy Intel on the back
Holds an amazing 76,000 round magazine
Shoots 6 words per second
Amazing ball point outer barrel
Accuracy can stay in between lines on a sheet of paper.
Chuck Norris approved (pro for the ladies)
Camo, so I can't find it on the forest floor
Only one per order
Turns into a light saber that isn't red.
Other than that, it rocks
Rating: [5 of 5 Stars!]