Reviews: Matrix Tactical Systems Baby CIRAS Tactical Vest - Tan

$50.00

1 Customer Review
Model: Vest-BabyCRAS-TN
Location: D2-033

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by Justin M. on 2013-07-12 10:56:04
"I decided to get this as a gift to my nephew. When I gave it to him, he couldn't even crawl yet. Within a day he was crawling like a pro, under razor wire and on top of pig guts. Within three days he was doing tactical rolls, and could dodge all of my nerf gun attacks. After a week he was stacking on doors and clearing rooms. Two weeks later he was sprinting from cover to cover and even diving into cover. After four weeks of me getting him this vest he got a job as a private contractor and now he makes more money than I do.

Pros:
Tacticool, tacticute
Will give your baby the confidence to perform military tactics flawlessly
Cons:
I now feel inadequate and emasculated as my sister's child makes twice as much money as me, and he didn't even go to college!

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